decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

decor

The collective noun for homosexual men.

A school of fish, a murder of crows, a flock of seagulls, a decor of poofs.

by bunsen burner January 27, 2006

decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

Decorated

modern "antiquing", when one throws water at another followed by confectioner sugar.

you just got decorated bitch

by Jocelyn Portney March 26, 2008

interior decorator

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Decorating Mahogany

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Decorating Party

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.

Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013