Decactinization

The act of removing a mass quantity of cactus from a certain area.

The decactinization of this desert has had a huge impact on its wildlife.

by Cowbob97 October 21, 2018

Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.

This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.

by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011

Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Home-Depoting

The act of reinforcing one's bed in anticipation of vigorous sex, especially involving interracial partners.

Dude, I can't play tennis today because I'm Home-Depoting my bed. LaKeisha is coming over tonight so I have to pick up some 2x4s.

by bulletproof_7 September 7, 2018

man decorating

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)

i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time

by andrew rocks December 24, 2006