David Hasselhoff

German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.

My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.

by scissor_hands_090 July 21, 2006

David Hasselhoff?!?!

An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.

"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"

by Clark W. September 9, 2008

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007

David Hasslehoff

1.Pure sexy
2.The hottest member of the cast of Baywatch
3.Hairy chested man beast of Heaven
4.German superhero

"Dude, how do I look?"
"Sooo David Hasslehoff"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007