daneism

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009

Daveish

1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.

2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.

4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.

You might be Daveish if you:

1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.

2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.

3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.

4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.

5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.

6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."

7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 9, 2012

daveist

daveist is probably the most underrated tiktoker on the platform. Hes horrendous looking but everyone loves him.

"yo look daveist posted a new video" "get that shit out of my face"

by kithme March 3, 2021

Davism

Davism is a religion in which you believe that everyone and everything is Dave. Dave comes in all shapes and sizes; usually Dave comes in the colour purple.
Discord: 73EkArmzR2

Davism is the best thing to have ever existed.

by TheLivingCarrot April 11, 2023

daleism

the disease of being infected by dale and her mood swings and hyper micromanaging

Ryan is being infected by daleism.

by ajchar May 6, 2023

daveisanasshole

dave is an asshole

daveisanasshole is one word

by daveL12345 February 28, 2024

anti-davism

A movement led by eggies that emphasize hating on Daves.

David: hey why do you gotta be hating on my creativity?
Etusb (an eggie):It's ok, I began the anti-davism movement to stop listening to your gibberish, so deal with it.

by Dspeedster August 3, 2021