A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
Get the Danksgiving mug.Holiday that falls the day before Thanksgiving. Biggest bar night of the year where everyone returns to their hometown to get wasted with those they went to high school with. Often involves seeing people you didn't like back then, and don't care to speak to now, but having an
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.
in-depth conversation with them anyway because of the amount of alcohol in your system.
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by pukkatukka June 25, 2008
Get the drunkscapade mug.When someone is talking while drunk and their ideas and communication is impaired due to the fact that they are so inebriated.
She was trying to convince me that she was so happy and so fulfilled, and as it all came tumbling out through her prolific tears, I was aware that it was all just a load of garbled drunkspeak.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2023
Get the drunkspeak mug.A drunksexual is one who is willing to experiment with a person whom is of the same gender or different orientation only when drunk. Drunksexuals are generally looked down upon in the homosexual community as can be seen by the Lesbian outcry for the drunksexual national anthem, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. If you make out with someone sober often but need to get drunk to sleep with them, that does not make you a drunksexual.
"Oh my Gawd! I'm so gotdamn wasted. That girl's lookin' sexy!!!"
"Oh Malysa you're such a drunksexual!"
"Oh Malysa you're such a drunksexual!"
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