dairy hangers

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.

That old slag loves blokes looking at her Dairy Hangers

by Emma_bites February 13, 2007

Dasia

Dasia tries to be a good friend unless you’re fake then, bye. She thinks she looks horrible but for some reason people complement her often. Dasia is also SUPER loyal and gets attached very easily, she cares a lot but doesn’t want to feel clingy but loves their boyfriend/girlfriends a lot. she’s also goofy and acts like she can’t be serious but inside she’s hurt and thinks too much :(

boy 1: imma try to talk to Dasia

boy 2: nah she has a bf, she’s super loyal i think she really likes him

by my bf is finee February 24, 2019

dakira

She is a sexy ass girl.She got a good body shape and she likes to eat a lot. She also likes to sleep,very lazy,and always has an attitude.

This girl dakira always has an attitude with everybody.

by Dakira June 6, 2018

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

danira

talented beautiful girl, can be very obnoxious but in the end she will always be there for you. This person is very awesome hilarious beautiful person. She's smart, out going, crazy. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.

she's to cute for any words

danira

by dogsandwhales February 10, 2014

Damir

A nice, good-looking person, who sticks to your side no matter what. Additionally, he is reliable and you can count on him for anything. Damir is one of the best people you can have in your life.

Person: Hey Damir can I tell you something?
Damir: Ye

by The_Unknown14 July 24, 2018