Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.

1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.

by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Dapple Bomber

when you're giving a guy a hand job and the penis is aimed up at his face, and it explodes on him and lands in his mouth. usually accompanied by a 5 second countdown

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...BLAST OFF! now thats a Dapple Bomber!

by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

dappies

The splashback from a toilet when you take a shit, especially bad when it hits your asshole.

Damn that turd had some mad dappies.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

dappes

A stupid person. Another word for torbat.

by nobody October 6, 2003

Dappled

Adjective, derogatory, to describe a man whose attitude towards women is aggressive, derogatory, sadistic, de-humanising or overly sexualised, and who is therefore likely to be immature, dishonest and lacking in both intellect and sexual prowess.

May be abbreviated to "dap".

"He is well fit"

"Nah, he's dappled. I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole"

by pseudo999 August 26, 2009

Dopplestranger

Those 20 or so people who "look just like you!" Those are your dopplestrangers.

Hey Evan, I saw your dopplestranger today! Exactly you, but with brown hair.

by Locdonan January 25, 2021

dappressed

When a middle schooler rants on snapchat about her boyfriend of one week leaving her.

Can't believe he would do this to me. I'm so dappressed.

by It's 3 am what am I doing July 25, 2021