Dankology

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

danola

The ship of Panic! At The Disco's touring drummer Daniel J. Pawlovich and the lovely snack of granola. It became a meme after a tour recap video from their 2016 summer tour with the band Weezer. It usually involves Dan shoving the granola up his ass. It can be found on the tag #danola on instagram.

Dan didn't want to part with his granola to feed his tyrant of a boss. Therefore, Danola- the everlasting bond of Dan and the granola- was born.

by PapiHayden January 24, 2017

Dabsolutly not

A method of disagreement with modern trends and the younger population

Timmy: dabs and starts doing the floss
Oscar: Dabsolutly not
Oscar proceeds to publically flay Timmy for crimes against the state

by Kool KID brah January 25, 2019

danold

a freaking rad dude, who just wants to kick it with the homies ya feel?

Homies: “Danold let’s kick it!”

Danold: “For shaaaa dudes!!”

by notdanoldhimself December 21, 2019

Dansplain

When someone says a string of words (mostly real english words) that almost make sense, but the more you read it, the less sense it makes.

I had to Dansplain to Marjory in a work group text that no one cares her phone battery is low.

by dansplain December 17, 2022

Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

dansplaining

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019