dankulation

The process of getting dank or lit

This weed has me at a new level of dankulation man.

by Caseyyi May 25, 2017

deducation

dedication toward education, either for oneself or others

Generally speaking, parents possess more deducation than their children. But none surpass the deducation level displayed by university presidents.

by deadeye111 June 22, 2016

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010

Disadulation

Oh you don't wanna know

- Jim Halpert

I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full Disadulation.

by Faaziilll July 16, 2021

radulations

An expression of praise for an individual that has not only achieved success in some part of life, but that success is also particularly rad.

Radulations on your new high paying job as Jessica Alba's personal boob massager.

by tendrinkdrunk June 24, 2008

Self Adulation

One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.

Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.


Talk amongst yourselves!

The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.

It is possible to: "WWJD"

It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

Deaducation

The sorry state of elementary education today; in which "teaching to the test", as well as boring literature selections (which more often than not turn a child off from reading) are the new standard.

The story "A Very Important Day" (Houghton-Mifflin anthology) reads like the shipboard manifest of immigrants arriving from every conceivable country ---and the high point of the plot is the "characters" citizenship swearing- in ceremony .

Kids today don't even know what state they live in, but they do know how to do a powerpoint presentation full of misinformation----that's deaducation for you!

by Sourapple March 5, 2011