Deaducation

The sorry state of elementary education today; in which "teaching to the test", as well as boring literature selections (which more often than not turn a child off from reading) are the new standard.

The story "A Very Important Day" (Houghton-Mifflin anthology) reads like the shipboard manifest of immigrants arriving from every conceivable country ---and the high point of the plot is the "characters" citizenship swearing- in ceremony .

Kids today don't even know what state they live in, but they do know how to do a powerpoint presentation full of misinformation----that's deaducation for you!

Deaducation by Sourapple March 5, 2011

Headucation 

The process of receiving information regarding oral sex.

It was all teeth; that bitch needs some headucation.

Headucation by Skat Stevens August 25, 2008

deafication 

The process of pooping or violently releasing your bowels into somebody's ears until they can't hear anymore.

Josh felt really bad when he pooped in Steve's ears and when Steve could no longer hear from his deafication streak.

deafication by trumpetvector December 6, 2013

Dadication 

Dedication to your dad.

Person 1:You're so dedicated to your dad."
Person 2:That's called dadication.

Dadication by Imverydadicated August 5, 2017

Black Dynamite Deduction 

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

Black Dynamite Deduction by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016

COD Dedication Award 

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

COD Dedication Award by bribo67 February 18, 2011

dedication 

noun. extreme or uncommon commitment to a task, people, or an ideal.

Mark has such a deep dedication to his work he once walked two miles in twenty inches of snow to open his office to customers (in a southern state with only a few snow plows).

dedication by ljthegreat January 10, 2011