Dadsome

A sexual act involving a dad and multiple hot women. During this act, said dad continues to say dad jokes.

"I just experienced the best dadsome ever, that dad can really tell some good jokes.

by Captain_Daddy October 25, 2017

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

Dadmo

A hardworking dad that provides for his family

Jeez man, I wanna be like Dadmo when I’m older.

by DapperWhale December 6, 2020

Dadmo

A hardworking dad that does his best to provide for his family.

Man, I wanna be like Dadmo

by DapperWhale December 6, 2020

Dadmonition

one of the endless warnings your father gives you which is incredibly annoying and redundant

Dad: "Make sure you don't leave your purse in your car. It will get broken into"

Me: "I know dad. I'm tired of all your dadmonitions"

by gabbieaux October 25, 2012

dadmo

a cool father figure

“dadmo is the coolest father figure”

by theimposter46 December 19, 2020

dadoomboi

Get on you stupid fucking nigger

NOW dadoomboi

by Ngus March 21, 2024