Doakes

1.)An uncommon last name.

2.) A character on Dexter. The most badass character to ever to be on TV. His favorite words include "muthafucka" "psycho" "Asshole."

Doakes: We're looking for a muthafuckin' thief dealer

by Masuka July 28, 2010

Doaked

To get unknowingly dominated during a competitive activity by a lesser opponent.

How are you doing man?
Not so good man, my fantasy football team got doaked last night.

by Real Men of Genius October 21, 2010

Doaker

Doaker (n); 1. (As used as an insult);
2. A complete idiot with no common sense or intelligence.
3. A whore.

1. You're a fucking doaker, you retard.
2. You just spelled 'gnome' wrong, doaker.
3. Aw, damn it Carly, I don't want to see that! Put that away you doaker.

by Jenial September 6, 2008

doaks

synonym for cool, or awesome

that guy is so doaks

by nayjay May 4, 2008

Doakesing

Staying in instead of going out with the crew for no reason other than being a pussy.

Being a huge fucking loser and not going out.

other spelling: doakesin

person 1 "Stop being a pussy. We're going out!"
person 2."Nah man. I'm just gonna shove a dildo up my ass while I'm doakesing tonight."

person 1 " Look at those pussies over there!"
person 2 " Their doakesin it up tonight!"
person 1 " If I'm ever that big of a faggot, just fucking shoot me.

by Sukonminutz October 11, 2010

Doaked

When you are so beyond high, you go from blitzed to doaked. It's as high as anyone can be.

Holy shit Carl. I was so fucking doaked last night.

by Joruus December 9, 2022

John Do ak

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

by You'reatowel December 28, 2008