*created by Auotcorrect: An avid player of Golden Tee, of short stature and small dick energy that wears hideous sneakers. Preferably smokes Newport 100s.

I saw Tom today at the bar, playing Golden Tee.

Tom is a fucking dockhead

dockhead by Therealpeteypablomf89311 November 17, 2021

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Dorkhead

A slang for a person who is ditsy, stupid, or “blonde” as some say. Dorkhead is a nicer way of saying “Man, you’re an idiot”

You’re such a dorkhead, Grace!

Dorkhead by D.J. T.F.M. December 13, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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