Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

Disingenuous

to profess ignorance while actually being in the know.

Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"

by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

Disingenuous

FlightReacts

Flight is Disingenuous

by subscribetoeddogameer August 1, 2020

Disingenuous

Insincere, not straight-forward

by Jason December 26, 2002

Disingenuous social affect

Manipulative person who affects false sincerity in order to gain socially.

Jake pretends he is everyone's friend but he is a back stabber and a disingenuous social affect.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

disingenius

pseudo intellectual, pretending to know more about something than one actually does

His remarks about the economic crisis were disingenius.

by SeekProof June 3, 2017