Distractess

A confident girl who can stop an office conversation, but is still scandal-free.

Wow, Krista looks amazing considering she just downloaded a kid. Quite the distractess.

by RobSlob June 13, 2015

District 9

An upcoming movie that is too kickass to define on urban dictionary. Basically, aliens come to earth accidentally, and humans provide them with a hunk of earth called district 9.

Go watch District 9 or I'll sic a rabid polar bear on you.

by iliketoeatyourbabies August 13, 2009

Nashua School District

The government's worst attempt so far to educate people.

Foreign Guy: Hey I was an exchange student in the Nashua School District.

Other Guy: HAHAHAHAHA

by thepretender December 14, 2011

District of Brown

The anus.

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.

by Rydo January 22, 2011

distraction dance

Henry Stickmin dancing with the song Dance Mr. Funnybones playing in the backround.

Aw man, i got distracted by the distraction dance yesterday.

by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020

District 9

a cool stray kids song that you should probably stream.
you know i know, lee know

Talk talk, people talk too much
What what, saying nonsense
All the nagging and cursing, please stop
Whether I do well or not, I’ll take care of myself

Actually, I don’t know myself
It’s frustrating, I’m always worrying
Answer me
Give me an answer, a clear answer please
If you can’t then please stop interfering
This is our jungle
In here, we move according to our own rules
My district, District 9

by Anonymous Bitchesss September 7, 2019

Washoe County School District

A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.

The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.

by Mac__Crazy August 9, 2010