Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)
Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly June 12, 2018
Get the DILLIGAFmug. by Omg-blankets November 10, 2019
Get the DILLIGAFmug. Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?
IT Guy: Dilligaf
Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?
IT Guy: Dilligaf
Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?
by blackchurch December 11, 2010
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by Mr Hamster August 7, 2006
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