dilfsexual

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

by yeah the yobbo chats May 5, 2021

dildie

dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo

A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes

by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011

Dildie

A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.

Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.

by Kailzy December 20, 2008

Dilfed

To feel the wrath of Trent Dilfer in an NFL Game. A Dilfing may be either positive or negative, nobody really knows. The Ravens got Dilfed in 2000 when they won the Super Bowl. However, many teams including the Seahawks and 49ers have been Dilfed as well.

Dude, the Patriots totally got Dilfed by the Giants last year.

by Jihad Jimmy January 10, 2009

Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.

Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.

by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017

delfie

Similar to a "selfie", a delfie is the act of taking a picture of your cock with intent of showing it off.

"Did you see Layne and Alex's delfie? Yeah those dicks are of monster-like proportions."

by claYFord November 7, 2013

Delfie

A photograph taken of, both, the photographer and another person. A 'selfie' of two people. Shortened from 'dual selfie'.

Christina sent me an adorable delfie that she took of us at The Slaughterhouse.

by Calirose February 25, 2015