armchair diagnose

Armchair diagnoses is telling/diagnosing someone they have a mental disorder of some sort. Usually done by an armchair therapist

A: Janice told me I have ADHD because I shake my legs a lot, is that real?
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her

by peachyxhua January 28, 2024

Not Just Over-diagnosed

And Schizophrenia ISN'T overdiagnosed. Or it's both easy to misdiagnose and it's something that groups of people are actively doing to individuals. OR it isn't real at all. And you're just picking names out of a hat and making people second class citizens without any oversite.

Hym "Schizophrenia (however)not just over-diagnosed but also POTENTIALLY NOT REAL. Like your God. Very profound observation though Matt. You can say anything about anything. Still molest his kids if I don't get paid for AI but still. A good observation. Reacting to your environment is not ADHD. What is happening to me is not Schizophrenia. I can clearly tell the difference because after I revealed my name I said something about it so somewhere out there is both instructions to do the weaponized schizophrenia to me from someone AND my response which was 'Well that was fast.' So it was already happening to me. Whoever gave the order (likely a YouTube bitch) did not know that was the case and decided to record themselves doing it. And what we need is a 'Not You, ME' were all of these 'alternatives' get put in their place JUST LIKE THE SHITHEAD WHO MADE HIS GAMERTAG I AM HIM AND GOT HIS ASS BEAT IN TEKKEN THE OTHER DAY. You're a WORSE alternative. There is no better alternative. And SPEED. Is pretty mundane and you are publicly lying to trick your kids into not doing cocaine.

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

reverse-diagnosing

When you tell someone they don't have a mental illness.

"you don't have anxiety, that doctor is wrong."
"stop reverse-diagnosing."

by rjwfjeqi03e999909090909 November 17, 2020

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.

many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.

by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025