Personality Database

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.

I want to die, time to use personality database

by fauxxlore April 17, 2021

client/server database

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

by nothinggoespast May 23, 2009

datagasm

So much data, you just can't hold it anymore!

I was reviewing the Master Data File, and boom - datagasm!!!!

by The Black Napper November 9, 2013

datafaced

The sensation or lack thereof that is attained from sitting for long periods of time staring into your computer monitor for data maintenance purposes

I've been sitting here so long, I can't feel anything below my neck, and above only a slight tremor in my eyes...I'm totally datafaced.

by datafaceD May 21, 2011

databagel

A databagel is a packet type specified by RFC-9001-A in conjunction with Cookies.js in order to define the breakfast layer of the Transport Protocol. Databagel is an extension of HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) as specified in RFC 2324.

It is also noted in DOD 5220.22-M that the only way to permanently delete a databagel is to drag it to your mouth bin.

"This databagel goes best with schmear.class which is only available in coffee script, which is perfectly fine since my HTCPCP-enabled smart coffeepot already supports it."

"I was going to write this in applescript but decided to use databagel instead this morning."

by Hungry Torvalds November 22, 2013

Databasing

The act of running scripts against a database, most commonly performed in either a SQL or Oracle environment. This includes, but is not limited to, statements pertaining to SELECT, INSERT, ADD, UPDATE and/or DELETE. In order for a procedure to be considered of true databasing nature, said procedures must be manually executed by the designated databasee. Scheduled stored procedures and automated jobs are not, under any circumstances, considered authentic databasing.

DB Admin: "Our records seemingly shifted overnight. None of the rows and columns match up in the audit."
Consultant: "I have sales on line 2. They were databasing without permission!"

by ATL11191981 April 21, 2011

database error

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.

They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.

by darwal8817 March 4, 2009