D.I.L.F.

Doctor I'd like to fuck... seen on ER... aimed towards female doctors

Dude, she's a D.I.L.F..
Totally.

by Unluckee September 30, 2005

D.I.L.F.

Doctor I'd Like to Fuck...an extremely good looking female physician that most straight men with a functional penis would like to fuck.

Yo...i love going to my doctor...she is a straight up D.I.L.F.

by BlackPanther415 March 3, 2009

D.I.A.F

Dad I've already fucked, as opposed to D.I.L.F (Dad I'd like to fuck)

person x: OMG, have you seen Mr. Smith today? He is a total D.I.L.F.
person y: Yeah well, in my book he's a D.I.A.F.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa March 29, 2009

D.I.L.F

A word used for a father youd like to have sexual relations with. Commonly believed to have sired a child named Ethan.

Yo did you see Ethan's dad today? Major D.I.L.F. alert.

by Hobo_Hammer231 May 30, 2024

M.F.F.O.P.I.D

My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

Angie: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?

Brando: M.F.F.O.P.I.D

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

by No-_Name July 24, 2024

y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have

person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*

by Cayden5 September 14, 2020