d.t.s.d

down to suck dick

-boy "hey"
- girl " hey...I'm d.t.s.d"

-boy " come by my apartment later and we can arrange something"
-girl " sure thing "

by tonyonline March 14, 2011

T.D.O.D.

A person having two dads.

Most likely for a kid with divorced parents and the mother remarried.

David: "Yep, i have a step dad and my biological dad."

Taylor: "T.D.O.D."

by compticketswanter September 12, 2011

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.

A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...

by jasmcmuffin May 5, 2025

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y

THE most powerful form of the word "whom".

Whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y has taken my aple.

by ThatWeirdAple October 24, 2019

d&t

A fuckin gay program made by small ng who is older than lord Voldemort and broke his leg while chasing a bus

D&T is gay.
Watch Small Ng Fuck himself in D&T.
Small Ng drew a penis in D&T.

by Blaze-Bus September 2, 2019

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

by Anton.exe April 29, 2020