If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Shanghai'd

Using false means or coercion to achieve a desired outcome from an individual.

Shanghaiing refers to the practice of conscripting men as sailors by coercive techniques such as trickery, intimidation, or violence. Those engaged in this form of kidnapping were known as crimps..

My girl told me we were going watch the game up at Woody's bar, but we ended up at Pottery Barn... she really shanghai'd my ass!

by Texdem20 December 20, 2012

Shakeel'd

To leave one's personal item at another's house or home, to enquire about it and be ignored.

Me: Hey, I think I left my cardigan at *friend* house. I asked *friend* about it, but *friend* didn't reply.

2nd friend: Haha, really? You've been shakeel'd mate. You aren't get that cardigan back.

by nik ko December 16, 2014

Shaq'd

Walking up to another person, prefferably famous, and bitch-slapping them as hard as you f'in can. When they get up from the ground and get mad, just say in a loud voice "Bitch, you got Shaq'd!"

WARNING - Only works if you are Shaquille O'Neil.

"Bitch, you got Shaq'd!"

by Dazzle~ May 15, 2005

William Shatner'd

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.

Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

Shamwow'd

Someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner.

You've just been shamwow'd.

by 1001010010101 February 11, 2009

Share I TB'd

When someone gets a rare drop on RuneScape and exclaims it in their clan chat, with one or more people saying "Share I TB'd" in reference to them sharing the loot, due to them teleport blocking the person or monster. (Which 99.99% of the time, they're lying/joking.)

Player 1: "Omfg tassets drop!!!11!"
Player 2: "Share I TB'd"

by Proktos June 23, 2016