cumcicle

a delicious frozen treat made out of a mans ejaculatory fluid

i just ate a nice salty cumcicle

by psychopants December 2, 2010

Tan crucial

tawn-crew-SEE-all
Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica

1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.

2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.

3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."

1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!

2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.

3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!

by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011

Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.

The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

Carcinojenny

An otherwise attractive woman who ruins it all by smoking - a reference to the carcinogens contained in cigarettes.

"I thought that she was hot until I saw her light up and realized she was a carcinojenny."

"The best thing about a carcinojenny is that she is guaranteed to have an oral fixation."

"The entrance to the club was crowded with carcinojennies smoking in the cold."

by Senor Cameltoe January 2, 2009

crucigram

A phrase made famous by Senora Soria. It was originally made up to describe a crossword puzzle, but it is now possible to use it as a noun, verb, or adjective anywhere you want.

Omg that crucigram was so easy yesterday.

I will fucking crucigram your ass.

by nickiminajlover95 April 18, 2011

Cuccinelling

The act of defecating onto your partners penis during sodomy.

Dude 1: "I heard the Virginia Gov. Candidate was defending the anti-sodomy statue in his state."

Dude 2: "He is probably just worried about his boyfriend Cuccinelling on him."

by geoffreyspike April 3, 2013

Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

by Vabe January 15, 2021