Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)

Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

curb stomp

To place someone's mouth on a cement curb, and then stomp on their head from behind to break out their teeth.

"Dude, what happened to your mouth?"
"Ah goh pur pomp!"

by dirtbag April 16, 2004

curbstoner

An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.

I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!

by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013

Curb Stomp

The act of stomping on someones skull to crush it under your weight.

OH FUCK HE JUST GOT CURB STOMPED!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

custompasta

A unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread.

A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.

Person A: You play Counter-Strike: Classic Offensive yet?
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.

by Raedwald January 9, 2017

Curbstore

A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.

Circle K curbstore
El Cheapocurbstore
Woodalls curbstore Slappey Dr Albany, GA
Supermart Curbstore
Junebugs Curbstore
Ez Mart Curbstore

by Zoeybug July 25, 2010