chatspeak

Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.

This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai

by *Vicky* April 9, 2006

Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.

Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!

by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005

chatspeak

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.

lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1

by Psycho Hobo September 2, 2004

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntsplain

To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.

"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.

"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.

by AoC September 30, 2016

chatspeak

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

by x) June 4, 2005

Cuntsplainer

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW

She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.

by acearce June 20, 2016