Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010
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She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
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a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey
or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009
Get the cunt monkey mug.1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
by lolab221 November 17, 2009
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by fudge April 28, 2004
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"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"
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