cuntillion

1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.

1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."

by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006

Cuntitioner

Offensive, noun. Operator of cunts (vaginas, female genitalia).

That Dan is a right Cuntitioner!

by kertova December 16, 2010

Cuntitious

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

by LongJohns April 29, 2015

cunnilingo

a word to describe the use of slang terms for cunnilingus, often witty and humorous.

The young boys compiled a large list of cunnilingo: muff diving, carpet munching, pie sampling, tuna lunch, fish dinner, etc etc.

by liam devowski February 6, 2009

Cuntiliferous

The adjectival description of the state of being a cunt.

You cuntiliferous motherfucker, fix my T.V.!

by Foozballguy & ak91 July 14, 2009

Cuntilitus

Where a cunt joins your team at work and their cuntish attitude and work ethic slowly spreads throughout a team.

"There's been and out break of cuntilitus on my team since that useless cunt joined"

by Commander Harry September 12, 2016

cunniligrapher

an artisan whose skills in calligraphy are implemented for the sole, and very important, purpose of writing long entries (parapgraphs, poems, essays, and the like) on the female clitoris.

"I heard that Eric-Jon is a cunniligrapher! He wrote his whole bio on this girls clit after a show! He said it was sort of like when they write names on grains of rice..."

by Nate832 December 20, 2007