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Cuntaloids

A gaggle of teenaged girls that roam a mall looking for teenaged boys they can get to spend all their hard earned money on them by purchasing mallfood and trinkets under the disillusion of possible pussy access, to then abandon them when the mall closes without a penny, and no pussy access.
David and Ronny blew all the money they made cleaning yards at the senior citizen trailer park on these Cuntaloids at the mall, and did not even have the money to catch the city bus to go home and masterbate.
by Aeryck October 23, 2004
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Cuntalope

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!
"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"
by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009
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cuntalope

1. Term for a would be whore.
When only part of a woman "alopes" temporarily. (Usually with your best friend.)
by Xarkzila February 16, 2004
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cuntalottapuss

A. noun. A name given to someone who is being especially pussy like meaning they are the biggest vagina anyone has ever seen. Another term for the average snatch just a whole hell of alotta of it.
B. adjective. A term used to describe a situation or object that is extremely pussy like.
A1. You damn cuntalottapuss just jump off the fucking bridge before I kick your pussy ass.
A2. Shit son I want to eat me some cuntalottapuss.
B1. This is a very cuntalottapussy video game. Who wants sit and pick fruit.
B2. That is quite the cuntalottpuss peach. It looks like a 13 year old girls gina.
by The Addster May 13, 2006
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cuntaloptapus

An insulting word usually thrown out in a drunken rage meaning a worthless person who talks too much.
Stop talking you cuntaloptapus while I'm playing beer pong
by T.H.E. Inc October 4, 2008
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cuntaroonie

That one friend that you love but also is a cunt. The roonie part is only to show your affection towards them.
"Has anyone seen cuntaroonie?"
"You mean Kanye?"
by Punk idiots December 1, 2017
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cuntaloupe

A person that is a cunt and a fruit at the same time.

Adjective
Alex stfu you cuntaloupe.
by Tamefaility February 28, 2017
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