Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.

Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.

by ShoKill April 15, 2009

cuntroll

The act of controlling your ho.

Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.

Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.

by bamofo69 August 4, 2010

cunterella

when a snobby rich bitch is being ruder than normal...

that cunterella only left me a $2 tip on a $75 order...

by nomo ross October 30, 2012

cunternoodle

A cunt that is wobbly like a noodle

My sister is being a cunternoodle

by Cunternoodlelol23 November 6, 2023

cuntroller

In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:

1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.

"I feel bad for Jaime, her boyfriend's a cuntroller."
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"

by twittersucks December 23, 2009

Cunterooni

Elaborate and non specific expansion of cunt. Term of endearment and familiarity.

Disembodied and not concerned with identity or owner.

Show me the cunterooni.

Fix'in to get me some cunterooni at the babe-o-rama.

by Grover J February 8, 2008

counterhol

Alcohol left on the counter by party guests at a college party house. Residents of said house will consume the counterhol at a later date, often early the next day. This is not left over drinks or wounded soldiers, but rather fifths and handles that were brought and left unfinished.

After that date and a handle party at our house, there was so much counterhol left that Joey blacked out off it before his midterm on Thursday.

Those girls each brought their own bottle! We're going to have so much counterhol tomorrow.

by fuck ceilings April 15, 2011