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Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
by ironman69 April 23, 2009
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cuntbastard

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.
Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007
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cuntpaste

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II
I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!
by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005
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Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler January 2, 2007
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Cuntcatcher

syn: Manslut

Def: A man who sleeps around, fucks anything with a pussy and has no standards. Pussy is pussy.
".. Jarod is being such a cuntcatcher recently, that's the 4th chick this night! .."
by Neologism Pro October 27, 2009
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CuNttastrify

When a group of girls are together gossiping naked and drunk
When you have a party and a group of girls start drinking Tequila and this then creates a CUNTTASTRIFY.
by Cunttastrify February 17, 2020
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Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.
"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."
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