Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.

"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"

by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007

Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt

John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'

by Majority Population February 20, 2015

cuntaloupe

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.

I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.

by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

Cuntalini

A form of yoga categorized by the snobbish behavior of it's instructor and/or participants.

That class is the worse, they only practice Cuntalini yoga.

by The Mop Man February 22, 2023

Cuntalina

A girlfriend or wife that treats you like a cunt

Have you met my wife? Meet Cuntalina!

by Chillichickadee January 30, 2017

Cuntalingus

Pussy talk. The result in which the pussy makes noises before,during and after sexual activity.

In the words Ray J;
Then you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splits
How you make that cuntalingus (aka pussy talk), baby damn you on some real shit

by Fuck it up 69 October 12, 2021