The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
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Haines = Matthew's last name.
Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."
See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.
- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
Haines = Matthew's last name.
Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."
See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.
- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."
"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."
and
"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."
And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."
"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."
and
"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."
And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
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Get the Biggest Shit Cunt mug.Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. From that one prick who always scabs the last chips without asking, to Dazza from up the road who comes around uninvited and gets piss drunk on all your beer every friday arvo before passing out in the middle of your front yard, all the way down to the two fuckwads who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else; they're all shit cunts.
Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: What a pair of shit cunts
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