unfuckingbelievable

When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.

Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car and almost hit me?!
That was just unfuckingbelievable!!!

by Sandra April 14, 2005

confuckinfuzzled

confused confuzzled and fucking basically

a: " if i work out the standard deviation of the number of trees in the amazon and mached them against the trees in cumbria, then work out a symple formulae x/y+g=..."
b: " JUST SHUT UP IM SO CONFUCKINFUZZLED....wanka"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.

Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.

by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

cuntfucking

the the word that tops motherfucking as an accentuation

this is cuntfucking bullshit!

i cuntfucking love you

cuntfucking cuntfuck it! what the fuck?!

by semengangster May 18, 2008

CuntFuckingTwatHeads

Peeps who NORMALLY have your back but BLOW YOU OFF the one time you need them most...like maybe you need someone to stop you from marrying antibiotic-resistant chlamydia...but these CuntFuckingTwatHeads ghosted on you instead!

I miss Larivee so much...he was so much more considerate, caring & kind than this bunch of CuntFuckingTwatHeads.

by old_standardized_tester August 18, 2018

unfuckingfixbroken

When something was fixed but then ended up breaking again due to an improper or careless attempt to fix the issue in the first place. Usually the cause of laziness or ignorance

Derpette: I thought I told you to fix the flux capacitor.
Derp: I did.
Derpette: But it still doesn't work.
Derp: Then it probably got unfuckingfixbroken again.

by CarterDragon July 13, 2012

Unfucking Believable

Something so unbelievable it's incomprehensible or something that is hard to believe.

Being abducted by aliens is so Unfucking Believable.

by Nichole McKnight September 26, 2009