"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other
by blackcherry November 25, 2004
Get the cuntfucker mug.A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.
A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"
by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021
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Cunfucked • confucked • cumfucked • Cunfuckled • Curfucked • cutfucked • Confuckeded • CONFUCKEDICATE • confuckled • cuntfucker
Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow
by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020
Get the Confucked mug.1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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Ussualy happens to pale people who try to tan and fail misserably. Or people who forget to use sunscreen.
Doesnt neccesarily have to include peeling but it still hurts like hell.
Ussualy happens to pale people who try to tan and fail misserably. Or people who forget to use sunscreen.
Doesnt neccesarily have to include peeling but it still hurts like hell.
by its_boobookittyfuck March 16, 2009
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