cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumnado

The act of ejaculating into the middle of a set of box fans that causes the cum to swirl in the air in the manner of a tornado.

I was bored and horny last night so I setup the box fans and started a cumnado!

by Tornado Cum August 21, 2013

cumwallah

A man servant specifically tasked with disseminating hot cum from their phallus, on demand, into various receptacles (oral, vaginal, or rectal) of thirsty heterosexual women and homosexual men for the purposes of kinky refreshment. It is a role which is generally considered similar to a fluffer, but on the "shooting" end.

In the story "Cumdog Billionaire," we see the progression of Pradeep from a cumwallah struggling in the slums of the Valley to his rise as a big name in the industry.

by NorthernExposurePole March 3, 2015

cumad

1)Italian slang for girlfriend on the side. Derogatory term for a married man's girlfriend.
2)A woman typically not good enough to be serious with. Originates from the Italian word cumare meaning girlfriend. Over the years has been corrupted being shortened to cumad.

Look there's Joe over there out with his cumad again while his wife is at home.

by Jenna Adamo February 12, 2009

cumrades

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.

"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "

by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012

Cumward

Cumward is a slutty version of the spongebob character squidward, the only difference between the two is cumward is covered in cum. Cumward is a form of hentai that should be made

Person 1:"damn cumward is soooo slutty"
Person 2:"are you ok mentally"

by Please approve this February 23, 2020

Cumwalk

A chick walking in public with a cum facial.

Man you gotta check out reddit for the new cumwalk video. This girl is just casually walking thu the mall with a big load on her face

by 3rd thing here August 28, 2022