Cumurday

This should be a national holiday! Instead of Saturday, having sex all day. It’s now called Cumurday.

It’s Cumurday today with my babe.

by Brooke Bailey September 18, 2021

Cumtural exchange

Exchange of bodily fluids with someone from a foreign country. Related to cultural exchange.

I had had a cumtural exchange with a guy from Slovakia.

by Lukeiamyourdaddy December 19, 2022

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023

Camturd

An idiot video blogger who records people for no reason at all other than to get a reaction from them and when he does then proceeds to fight.

If you see a camturd anywhere it is your moral obligation to go stand with your back right in front of their camera, blocking their view as much as possible.

He has nothing better to do than to record people without permission just to piss then off. He is such a camturd.

by Sonder04 July 22, 2024

cumurder

Cum on a murdered being, or death by being cummed on or in.

Ima commit cumurder today

by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023

Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024

cumtard

a chronic masturbater, usually addicted to masturbation (more severe version of wanker, gooner, etc.)

'that dude's such a cumtard bro'

by pseudonym6741 October 25, 2025