punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

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Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

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Cumtaster

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.

Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.

by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

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Cumblainer

Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.

Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.

I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.

by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021

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Raid Container

Describing a typical young woman at a rave seeking attention. Usually wearing "fluffies" and little to no clothing. Blows DJs or if DJ is unattainable, will take anything. Highly susceptible, and usually a carriers of the rave disease "Raids". Remember, always wrap it up when you encounter one.

Yo! I found the sickest raid container last night! She let me tap that and all I had to do was buy her water!

by buca November 4, 2013

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