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crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.
1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.
by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018
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frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.
the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”
by inhis March 20, 2025
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Cum Sock

A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
-Hey Ronnie, why is your sock rock hard?
-Oh, that's my cum sock!
-EW WHAT THE FUCK.
by Lemuppet May 31, 2020
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Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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CumCocktion

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......
After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....
by Master Brawny December 27, 2016
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Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018
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cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008
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