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Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....
by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022
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cumpound

it is a girl that sucks a penis everyday and swallows the cum
"yo that girl is a dutty cumpound
by defintion king October 8, 2017
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We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
I am a cumpet.
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A baby is just a cumpet.
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Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.
(At a baby shower)
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cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
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