Cumhoover

A cumhoover is someone who is literally so trashy that they cannot resist any opportunity to suck a guys cock. Named cumhoover like the Hoover vacuum series, as in someone who sucks up cum and cannot stop sucking until you pull the plug.

Brittany was such a god damn cumhoover, she gave 3 guys blowjobs in an hour!

by Sickofcumhoovers November 26, 2011

Cum Pooper

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.

The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.

by Compooper June 9, 2009

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Cumpoopsplosion

An explosion of both poop and cum.

Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

by Riley69420 June 9, 2020

Cumpoopie

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.

I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.

by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022

cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022