cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumguts

someone who eats cum

hey, what are you doing cumguts

by badcredit January 10, 2009

Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock

A straight-acting, straight-looking high school-aged or college-aged athletically-inclined young male with overwhelming homosexual cravings for all his fellow team-mates. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock easily assimialates himself in with the other athletically-inclined jocks in his school clique, with the intention of systematically sucking the cocks of, and guzzling the cum from, all his school team-mates before graduation. He also intends to anal-fuck or be anal-fucked by every one of his athletically-inclind school team-mates, also before graduation. He plans innocent-sounding, one-on-one alone time, with each team-mate (usually a sleep-over or week-end get-a-way trip) that includes a selection of a wide variety of alcoholic beverages followed by suggesting a casual, impromptu, late-night, masturbation session to straight porn in his bedroom, dormroom, or vacation motel room. When fellow team-mates are at the height of their hormonal excitement, the cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock introduces the unsuspecting team-mate to the joys and pleasures of the more-readily available and easily obtainable homosexual jock-on-jock gay sex activities and possibilities. The cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock rarely is rejected due to the inebriated state of his jock-buddy, his own young, fit, gym-ripped body, his school-wide reputation for being a "ladies-man", and his charm and charisma that tends to get females and males to comply with his wishes, suggestions, and desires.

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by Cumguzzlingfuckwhorehomojock August 16, 2011

cumbuttable

when two gay guys were made for one an other.

look at those too guys we should hook them up....they are so cumbuttable....

by magh8 August 25, 2010

Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum

Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!

by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021

Cumbutt

Cumbutt is the sticky side effect of the male penis being removed rapidly post ejaculation. If the penis is promptly removed after male ejaculation, and is unprotected, semen will naturally run down from the vagina towards the anus;thus causing so called "Cumbutt".

Male and female in missionary position. Impatient male pulls out, and after ejaculation has his freshly ejaculated semen begin flowing into the females butt cheeks. Female responds "babe, you gave me Cumbutt"

Female-"Sweetheart my ass cheeks are sticky now!"
Male-"Ha, you got cumbutt."

by Wierdfeet987654321 August 12, 2011