cumfused

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

Cumbust

To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.

This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'

Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them

Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?

Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....

by Sick Man Fraud December 16, 2022

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

cumbuster

1. Term referring to a male who busts cum, i.e. likes to suck dix
2. Gay person
3. Often used as a general insult.

1. Dude, Steven likes to pants people. What a cumbuster.
2. See that guy in the plaid jacket? He's a cumbuster.
3. DON'T TK ME YOU FUCKING CUMBUSTER.

by Grif April 9, 2004

Cumbust

When you get so excited that you ejaculate without notice.

Keep ordering me oyster shooters and I might just cumbust.

by RJ3000_ August 16, 2019