Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022

cowburger

What a 'hamburger' should really be called, because hambugers lie to you because they aren't made of ham (pork) they are made from beef. DUH.

Last night i went and ate a cowburger with my friends (jks, friendless lyf 4 me), it had beef in it, not ham, because if as made from cow, not pig; cowburger.

by lucsious_definer June 4, 2018

cum burger

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 7, 2004

cuntburger

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.

Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.

by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015

Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

by wiki-diki May 13, 2018