cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

Cumberbunny

A woman who is entranced with Benedict Cumberbatch so much she hops after him like a bunny.

My mom is a total cumberbunny. She keeps watching Sherlock Holmes episodes over and over.

by ladyesther May 5, 2015

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

Cumberhunt

How you would describe fangirls on their way to see Benedict Cumberbatch, preferably from the point of view from a parent of these fans or friends (someone outside of the fandom) but fangirls tend to use this term instead of stalking.

Mother of fangirl- ''what are you up to? where are you going?''
Fan- ''oh! turns out the guy who plays sherlock is filming here, i'm off to go cumberhunting!''

by cumberfuck April 22, 2018

cumberbutch

A dominant lesbian with masculine tendencies and an inexplicable fetish to defile Benedict Cumberbatch with a 12 inch, studded strap-on.

Jade (gruff, manly voice): "Yo, you gonna tap that or what?" *Pointing at B. Cumberbatch's posterior.
Emily: "Nah, you go, cumberbutch!"
B. Cumberbatch (backing away): "Now now ladies, I'm not playing Alan Turing from Imitation Game any longer..."

by KillerAspirins October 29, 2015

cumderpants

where people have sex and at least one of them still have underpants on

person 1: “did u hear stacy got cumderpants last night?”
person 2: “dude no way”

by grannymartha August 7, 2020