A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021
Get the Piss, shit and/or cum mug.A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.
by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025
Get the Piss car vs Cum car mug.The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
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Vulgar slang
Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate
Adjective
2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.
Word Origin and History:
Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
Vulgar slang
Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate
Adjective
2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.
Word Origin and History:
Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
by Skeki May 23, 2018
Get the Cumpissslit mug."Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".
"Cause it's cumpiss"
"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"
"Cause it's cumpiss"
"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"
by Side boobs November 23, 2016
Get the Cumpiss mug.Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo
by BigWillly March 4, 2019
Get the cumpiss mug.When you just nutted, so you can't piss well. You have to do hard abdominal force to just piss a little.......very tiring
**nuts**
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode
by slimyjimmy April 9, 2019
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