cuisa

A women that dates your friend and makes him her bitch without putting out at all and demands all of his time

You should dump that cuisa we never have any fun anymore and she doesn't even give head.

by Stabhi February 15, 2005

celisa

feisty independent intelligent strong-an inate sense of self and purpose...

very celisa how celisathats so celisa

by boadecia February 3, 2010

culiado

Spanish. Literally: "fucked". But in Argentina is applied to a mean motherfucker guy. Slightly ironic. It could also be applied to someone who is very talented, mostly a soccer player, when he tries something awesome in the field.

-Qué culiado que es este tipo! (What a motherfucker!)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)

by horatius July 25, 2006

Culinary Arts

Culinary Arts is the Chef profession. Learning how to cook, and basiclly how a restaurant works. While being a Chef may seem like a "cool" career, it's not. You will learn to hate it very quickly. It's stressful, tiring, you have to handle pressure and be able to work in a past paced enviornment. This can cause serious psychological issues for some. For all the work people put into this career path, very few become anything special. Many people quit, simply due to stress and the lack of advancement. You won't make alot of money working as a cook at diners or all the popular chain restaurants. In order to make a decent salary, you'd need to do even more training for a Masters Degree. And you'd have to be working as the Head Chef at a fancy hotel somewhere. Or be one of them Celebrity Chefs you see on TV. Culinary Arts is just not worth the money and work people put into it.

Learning Culinary Arts is like being in the Military. People yelling at you, judging you on everything you do. And you have to know EVERYTHING about food, in order to make more then $15 an hour.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

calisaur

n. A person or prehistoric beast that often partakes in the act of calisauring

He is such a calisaur right now.

by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

Culinailed it!

When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!

Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.

The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."

And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"

by The Ethan and Zach Trio May 3, 2015

Culinary therapy

The act of consuming food to ease away negative emotions or soothe your anger. Like retail therapy except with food.

Basically, eating your problems.
(Not to be confused with bulimia, but excessive culinary therapy may lead to bulimia)

Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me!
Girl 2: I'm sorry. Are you in need of some culinary therapy?
Girl 1: Yes, please.
Girl 2: I'll get the Haagen-Dazs

by Luna lovegood May 7, 2015