Cumlarity

The moment immediately after finishing while masturbating, when you question your life decisions.

After watching 2 girls and 1 cup for three hours and having a massive jerkfest, I finally finished and had a moment of cumlarity.

by Defense13 December 25, 2012

CumLappingCunt

When ones area of expertise is eating the cum a woman squirts in his mouth from being built up for years. Lapping it up even knowing it contains enormous amounts of truck stop glory hole loads . Someone who eatsbtheir own cum from a womans asshole.

You are nothing but a cumlappingcunt who eats seamen for breakfast

by Crissy Thumbs January 11, 2021

Cutlass

sweet car made by the Oldsmobile division of General Motors

My Cutlass came stock with a 260 (4.3L) V8(not a typo) and still takes out 5.0 stangs for top end

by itsallbindun August 16, 2003

Cullan

Super sexy beast. With a monster dong. Girls always love to be with a Cullan.

I love being with a Cullan

by BigTasty1627673 May 10, 2016

cutlass ciera

A FWD midsize car made by Oldsmobile from 1982 to 1996.

Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.

Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?

Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

Culandria

When Somone is culandria your ass is awkwardly shaped or it can mean you have a big ass

Eww she is so culandria. Orr I’m CuLANDRIA🍑

by Xoxoandress May 24, 2019

Cumlashes

A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.

Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.

by Dandelero August 16, 2019