cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Pukin the cuke

Jerking off.

I haven't had sex in weeks so I'm going home and pukin the cuke.

by sharkbite86 January 21, 2020

devil dook cuke

male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion

last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke

by willeoh August 11, 2011

cuts the cuke

something nice that really gets the job done

oh boy this pizza really cuts the cuke

by torkor July 21, 2015

cuts the cuke

some thing you enjoy

Boy this pizza really cuts the cuke

by torkor July 24, 2015

Cukey

A combination of cute and geeky. Used in the iCarly episode: iSaved Your Life

girl: "You're cukey"
computer guy: "What's that?"
girl: "A combination of cute, and geeky!"

by coolguy34 April 24, 2010

cukepuss

The process of shoving a cuke cucumber in your pussy to cleanse it. For best results, remove the skin and cool it in the refrigerator. If you don't have a cuke, you could use a parsnip or a zucc zucchini.

"Cuke me daddy"
"Man, I could really use a refreshing cuke right now"
"I had a really good cukepuss session last night"

by Cukelord75 May 3, 2018