Pukin the cuke

I haven't had sex in weeks so I'm going home and pukin the cuke.
by sharkbite86 January 21, 2020
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get cuked

Disdainfully encouraging a person to intentionally insert a cucumber into their anus...
Hey Dan, get cuked!
by Sour Opals November 06, 2013
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devil dook cuke

male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion
last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke
by willeoh August 09, 2011
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cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
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cuts the cuke

Boy this pizza really cuts the cuke
by torkor July 08, 2015
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cuts the cuke

oh boy this pizza really cuts the cuke
by torkor July 06, 2015
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Cuke

To Cuke is when someone pukes and cums at the same time.
Raven stop i’m about to cuke!
by Mr. Boony March 19, 2024
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