cuddlefucking

When you lay behind your girl for some sappy ass movie and cuddling, then you make your move

"Man my girl wanted me to cuddle and watch Twilight, but we ended up cuddlefucking !"

by Big Black 1313 July 13, 2013

cuddlefuck

it starts off as a cuddle, but turns into sexual intercourse

man,i could really use a cuddlefuck right now. im feeling a bit lonely,and really horny

or
"we totally didnt intend too cuddlefuck!we were just laying there cuddling,then all of a sudden....!"

by byte_me January 2, 2015

cuddlefucking

Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.

Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.

by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008

cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.

You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!

by cazort August 27, 2003

CuddleFucking

To be fucking in another room than other personnel as they think you are “cuddling”

Brian and Emmy were CuddleFucking while Emmy’s Mom was in the front room

by Destinyrider29 May 7, 2018

cuddlefucking

clusterfucking for people who are romantically involved

hey, look, they're cuddlefucking again!!

by Daria December 17, 2002

CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

by Meinekilla May 2, 2011