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cuddlefucking

Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.
Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.
by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008
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Cuddlefuck

1. Cuddling while you have a boner

2. The period in which you are done fucking the shit out of your partner, they came but you did not, and you sit there, talking about random stuff
1. i cuddle fucked my crush last night during our movie, and i don't know what to do.

2. yo, me and my wife cuddlefucked, and it was kinda disappointing.
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cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.
You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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Cuddlefuck

The act of aggressively rubbing the female and male genitals together while wearing clothing. Usually done in times when the female is menstruating and sex cannot be performed.
by _coffeee_ July 3, 2014
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cuddlefucking

clusterfucking for people who are romantically involved
hey, look, they're cuddlefucking again!!
by Daria December 17, 2002
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CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.
Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."
by Meinekilla May 2, 2011
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cuddlefuck

when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.
oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!
by the anti-clique August 11, 2006
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